sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I want to have your abortion
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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