omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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