Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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