I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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