what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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