i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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