You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
