that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
im so drunk with asians
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.