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(586): View more from Michigan

There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering

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(917): View more from New York City

You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?

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(917): View more from New York City

I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS

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(970): View more from Colorado

Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain

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(512): View more from Texas

We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.

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(706): View more from Georgia

let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.

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