i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Can you repeat that, but with context?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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