What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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