Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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