You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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