I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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