Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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