Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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