Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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