with your own penis?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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