That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
its not stalking. its research.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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