Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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