Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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