Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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