You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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