I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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