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• (248): View more from Michigan

  it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.

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  What?

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  ..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.

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  Details.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Rock

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  Scissors

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  Fuck

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.

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• (714): View more from California

  Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.

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• (650): View more from California

  im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  tequila makes her clothes fall off

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  wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.

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