She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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