One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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