i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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