So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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