Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
