..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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