I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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