question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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