...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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