do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
is wine microwaveable?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
We had to coat check the pizza.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job