Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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