Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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