I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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