don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
either way he was missing a nipple.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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