i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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