i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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