He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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