Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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