so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
