I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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