This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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