I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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