The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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