But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
