The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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