I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Help. Why am I so naked?
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